Maggie (Margaret) Tee
Beware, Maggie is a thief! She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind! Maggie is the perfect connectome. Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity. Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit. When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants. Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store. If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales. You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living. If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it, And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means