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Piece of overpriced shit computers, by a company targeting the computer illiterate community by showing fancy looking (but crappy) programs that users could find alternatives for without spending an arm and a leg for something small (such as creating a movie). Even with the Intel processors, Mac's are still gigantic resource hogs that most professionals still refuse to use.. disagree with me on that or not, but more companies i know of run a Windows OS or Linux, however most companies look for more features than looking pretty. While Windows Vista is still a very new and has bugs, there are still more features and it doesn't look too shaby itself. Windows OS is one of the most user friendly operating systems, most compatible with most software/hardware, and is not the douchebag from the "get a life" commercials. Mac's and their users are basically the Paris Hilton's of the computer world, they aren't too smart, are full of bugs/security threats not yet known, and the only action being get from pussy's in prison and at their computer desks. Mac's can easily get viruses, don't say they cannot, most scripters and hackers don't bother creating a virus or exploit for the mac os because, first of all, the users suffer enough from mental retardation and smacking themselves once they see the gay pinwheel of death, and two, most users are smart enough to get a working operating system (WINDOWS BABY!) FOR ALL GAMERS!! very important: DO NOT BUY A MAC, even dual booting windows on mac is garbage. Unless you enjoy playing solitare and a a narrow selection of games, yes they have games.. just not nearly as many (any1 up for quake?).. nor are they good for games. Unless you purchase the top of the line mac, paying with an arm and leg, you would probably be able to run more with half of the specifications of a mac on the pc. All in all, as Macs may seem fancy, they are too much for show, less for performance. The reason they seem real good is because they can't run much crap in the first place. While they did come up with some good ideas, windows vista has taken some of those features, so why buy a mac?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |