Maatu

One of the most kankerous hurensohns I've ever seen in my life, he's straight but he attracts people from all walks of life, likely because he has a V tapir which is a tapir but in the shape of a V, he also was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11, sources say that he rizzed up Osama bin ladin and quote "hit him harder than the planes hit the twin towers", very well accompanied by vivekbenchod nayak who is a very well known chutiya, vivek also gives him a lot of head sloppies with a twist, Mr maatu is the only white Australian-chinese ethnic person to have a bbc witnesses of this monstrosity have said that and I quote "we don't need the twin towers because theres something bigger, taller and darker in maatu's pants" maatu is also also a synonym for mathus, people have said that maatu's have descended from actual super fucking cool aliens who get hot sexy alien bitches which further explains his rizz