Lynnfield

Lynnfield has several different classes of people. First we have the guidos. All they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about shit they accomplished. The second class is the nerds(aka the Irish) all they do is talk about TF2 and Minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and shit. They are sad fucks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. The third class is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) Which are a bunch of fags who "flirt" with the ugly guido girls and pale ass irish nerds and think they're something else. Well, they aren't. And that leads us onto the girls, who all think they're so perfect and too fucking good for you unless you're a guido jock douchebag fag. Which is about 75% of the population. Then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. Oh, wait. Fuck. There aren't any.