Lureen Tee
A black Guyanese goddess. She teaches algebra but isn't good at it. Has a husband named Joey-Paul. He did not find out what his name was until he was in his 20's. She makes music but can't sing. She is bald. There are 3 different weaves that she wears: a red and black weave (that looks like it has been through a paper shredder), a dark brown with light brown highlights that looks like fire, and she has a black curly weave. She tells students they don't love their parents and puts satanic spells on them if they leave class early. She can't say soda correctly and pronounces it as "soder." Her son has her name tattooed across his arm. Lureen believes that she will be a colorful god in her next life. There are rumors going around school that she sniffs cough syrup to get high, takes advantage of her students, hides bodies in her blue cabinet, her middle name is Carl, and she watches horse porn when her students are taking tests. she has a fetish for The Beatles that puts her in a state of retardness. Has had a gender change surgery that no one knows about. She accepts blowjobs in return for good grades. She has triangular shaped windows. Has no time for baby mama drama. She hates children. If you upset her she will tell the Gods. She has watermelon breasts and stumps in all the right places. Lureen is quite the character.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨