lunchbox

Someone who used to work and can still work and has skills but chooses to draw unemployment and mooch off friends and family. The lunchbox typically is up on all the latest TV shows and often can discuss the characters on various soap operas with women while you are buying them drinks at the bar. Lunchbox gets laid, but goes ugly early because he is only a shell of the man he used to be. He's called Lunchbox the same reason you call fat guys "Tiny" and bald guys "Curly." Lunchbox has no reason to put a meal into a container for transportation purposes or to be eaten later. Lunchbox has been konwn to subsist on jam sandwhiches- two pieces of bread pressed, or "jammed" together, for weeks at a time. Additionally, the Lunchbox tends to become nocturnal and uses the phrase "crack of noon" frequently.