Lunch Vulch Tee
- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch. The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find. They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?" If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle. The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH" In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey" The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack. They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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