lowballer

A man who's testicles, in this case referred to as balls, sink too low to the ground. It is implied that in this case, the man is old and senile (not that a lowballer must fit these qualities physically, but could just be thinking that way) and is, most importantly, thinking in a very spineless, immoral, and unethical way. He will usually find ways to scam people, or express his largely unethically-held beliefs. He is not jaded, but usually just a guy who hates people because he's a jackass. A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis. Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.