Lovelace Tee
To close a deal with minimal effort or time invested said deal. To be overly optimistic when projecting future earning potential. To consume one particular food item to extreme excess. To consume an entire TV series in a short period of time. To deposit a check within 30 minutes of receiving it.= To not set a morning alarm for workdays. To be unable to control the thought-to-speech filter. To stare uncontrollably at a woman until she feels violated. To engage a third party in order to wrong someone that has wronged you. To vomit or to otherwise be sick the day after consuming a moderate level of alcohol. To procrastinate until the last possible moment to perform work-related tasks, preferably if someone is waiting on you. To keep your cell phone ringer turned up without regard to the commoners. To mortgage your entire financial future trading stocks based on insider information. To commute into work unnecessarily to avoid time with family. To immediately give Diddy a blowie after any accomplishment. To be so caught up in oneself it causes a gravitational rotation of those around you. To be 2nd least self aware self-proclaiming self aware person in the universe. To embellish any story by at least 50%. To claim to be a member of the coolest, smartest, most philanthropic, most athletic, best looking, most chick-getting fraternity on campus. To participate in LARP games. lovelace (n) An unspoken need to interrupt a conversation not centered around one's self.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.