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I think it's called love...It all starts when you admit the love for each other: When you know down in your gut that you should but it's so hard for you to put the words "i love you" into the chat box. You want to because you have a feeling this would work out... so you do it and you force yourself to press enter revealing the words "i love you" in the chat bubble. And your stomach dives down to your knees. And then the bubble showing that he is replying and then... "i love you too" and this force seems to rocket up your legs, through you mid section, straight up your throat and the ends of your mouth curve... Then there come the moment when he asks you out: He doesn't have texting but he uses his friend's phones all the time to text you. When you see that his friends number is calling... your stomach shudders and you rush over to pick up. You answer... It's his friend telling you he wants to go out with you. Excited and disappointed that it's not him... You hear him in the background and all of a sudden you can't catch your breathe and your cheeks are flared fire engine red. The he calls back and ask you out... You say yes of course! It's even better when he tells you he loves you for real: You're talking and then... I have to go but I love you so much!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo <3. Guess what? You love him back! When you're without his presence: You want to cry because your heart feels like it's been drained. You miss him even though it's only been a few hours! The only contact you have... Is texting and that's not exactly what you want. You want him to hold you but you can't have that so your gut wrench up toward your throat threatening to throw it up. You hold it in. You miss him sorely but just the picture of him holding you in your mind cools your stomach down, remember, you will see him tomorrow. And your stomach calms down and the end of your face pull up towards your eyes once again. That is love.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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