Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive. -is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street -is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life" -will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether -other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one -The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible. Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot. 10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.