Louisiana Ho-Down Tee
As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again