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Loren

He's a good swimmer. Somehow goofy, cute and sexy, the man also knows how to be patient and selfless. A Loren helps the people around him open up and feel safe, and makes the colors in the a world a bit more beautiful. He can cook and laugh and definitely hold his alcohol in a way that others around him can't, and he gets cold easily. He's of the elite population that likes dark chocolate, and has a thing for naming metal instruments. He remembers the little things and appreciates those around him. He cares very much for his friends and his family, and never fails to make others smile. He brings out people's true selves and is genuine, kind and loving. He can make you fall off your axis and not realize how you got there, so if you come across a Loren, be sure to love him and all the beautiful things he can bring out in you.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Printed on-demand just for you
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used it as a cum rag

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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!

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Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!

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Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem

B - Width

Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit

Size Chart

SizeLengthWidth
XS27"16½"
S28"18"
M29"20"
L30"22"
XL31"24"
2XL32"26"
3XL33"28"
SizeLengthWidth
XS69 cm42 cm
S71 cm46 cm
M74 cm51 cm
L76 cm56 cm
XL79 cm61 cm
2XL81 cm66 cm
3XL84 cm71 cm

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