Loomis Chaffee

A Once Prominent and dignified educational institution located in the cozy boroughs of Windsor, Connecticut, home to brilliant scholars and intellectuals. Unfortunately, as of late, the quality of this school has been run aground onto the metaphorical island of shit. The school now sports a wonderfully heinous student population with such laudatory people such as hard drug dealers (i.e. ecstasy, cocaine, etc.), rapists, and as many stoned out of their mind teenagers as you could ever want. In addition, academics has gone down the drain, sporting the fact that nearly 25% of graduates have been "held back" an extra year. Also The athletics are quite poor as the once frivolous lacrosse program has declined into a recent 2-12 season pit. All in all, It costs a hell of a lot of money ($53,000/ year aprox.) just to get rid of your brat kid 4 years early.