Lollipop Cum tee
Lollipop Cum is a sex position popularised in the late 20th Century by Martin Luther King Jr. It involved him and his wife laying side by side on the bed. He would recite the "I have a Dream," speech multiple times until his wife was suitably wet. He would then roll over until his nose was placed in between her breast region and he would breath forcefully, making a noise resembling that of an elephant. By this time, Martin Luther King wife is dripping wet and her fanny is just waiting to take that Big Black Cock. So, being the caring husband he is, Martin takes his erect cock and places it atop his wife's fanny. Instead of placing it inside however, he whips her with it, not unlike how slaves were whipped in centuries past, so hard that her anus now has a large red mark going across it. He does this many times, until after a few hours he finally manages to gain enough momentum that he ejaculates all over his wife's ass. This only intensifies the pain for her, however, as her ass is bleeding and destroyed. She is screaming in pain and it is only thanks to the mouth gag that her husband is not disturbed from his peaceful ass whipping. Finally after many hours, and several orgasms, Martin is bored and returns to his job of saving black lives. His wife remains atop the bed, her ass bleeding and slightly resembling a red lollipop with cum all over it. This sex position is still popular today and is endorsed by many black rights advocates such as Barak Obama and Ed Sheeran.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
You might also like
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!