LLAS

noun The LLAS is a light-hearted support group for those valiantly enduring the trials and tribulations of having a useless partner. Whether your significant other is perpetually glued to the couch, watching football and has a questionable knack for forgetting important dates, or struggles with basic adulting, the LLAS is here to provide solace, solidarity, and maybe a drink or two. Motto: “If they can’t make us smile, we’ll do it for each other.” Purpose: • To provide a safe space to share tales of partner-induced frustration. • To remind members they are not alone in dealing with chronic cases of “uselessness.” • To laugh, swear, and plot ways to inspire partners to improve their ways. Synonyms: “Fed-Up Partners Club,” “Domestic Chaos Survivors.” Antonyms: “Perfect Couple Society,” “Zero Complaints Club.”