livin' that sheltered life tee
living the sheltered life is pretty much being the lamest kid EVER! like it entails that you are a chupmunck and basically the lamest kid ever. you don't leave the confines of your room to go outside, you stay in your house and watch anime all the time. You read manga and watch that hentai(DON'T CLICK IT) and get off from that. The only time you will probably leave the house is to wither go to boy scouts or game stop. And i love game stop. just not with all the chupmuncks and lame-o's there. You know nothing about anything, like sex or drugs or anything. You live like a little Christian boy or girl. the way to figure out if a friend is living the sheltered life is to ask them "Are you living the sheltered life?" if their answer is "What?" or "huh?", then you should probably tell them that they are living that sheltered life. if their answer is "no." or "AWW HELL NAW!"then your friend is safe from living that sheltered life. you should probably help your friend who is living the sheltered life NOT live the sheltered life by taking them to the club and moving them into society so they can be healthy, normal people.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!