little person Tee
The word little person is derived from the other words such as midget, dwarf, and peck. These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them. Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts. They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them. They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget. Do not under any circumstances try to fight with them. They are strong and extremely dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite. I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay. Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.