Liberal

In the United States, a Liberal is: 1. Someone who kills babies. 2. A terrorist. 3. An idiot. 4. A Nancy boy. 5. Someone who wishes they were European. 6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals. 7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves. 8. Someone who does drugs. 9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money. 10. A mouth-breather. 11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation. 12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them. 13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills. 14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money. 15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course. 16. A Democrat. Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.