Let's just be friends

What a woman says when she wants to break up with a guy, but wants to feel good about doing so. This is rather disingenuous since she generally has no intention of maintaining a friendship; she knows this will generally take care of itself, however, since few men would accept a friendship with a woman they have a romantic interest in. For extra douchiness, she can send this as a facebook message rather than confront the guy on the phone or in person. If she is the guy's coworker, every day that he goes to work and sees her will suck ASS.