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I burst through the door holding Lilah by her thighs while kissing her passionately. I practically sprint to the bedroom and throw her on the bed, I say “I only have an hour till my gf gets home” and lilah says “I don’t care mami, right now you’re all mine. I slowly unbutton her blouse while kissing her with all my force and when I finally get down to her pants she lets out the slightest moan. “Are you ready for the ride of your life mami?” I say while slowly pulling down her lingerie. Finally I stick my tongue right in her tight pussy “EAT THAT PUSSY MAMI!!!” She says as I get as deep as I can in her pussy. I pull out for a second just to see her pussy throb then I stick an 11’ dildo right in her pussy. She goes “AUGHHHHHH YES MAMI YOUR SKILLS MAKE ME WANT TO CUM SO BAD!!!” Then she makes me pull out and says “your turn” so we go to the shower with both of us fully naked as she carries me and sucks my huge rock hard tits. We turn it on and right away she sticks the dildo in my and says “say my name or ill go harder” “MAMIIIII OUGHHHHH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CUM ALL OVER YOU” I say and she still goes harder and she hits my g-spot making me fall to the ground “oughhhhhh im cumminggggg, EAT ME OUT MAMI!!!! GIVE ME WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR” she eats me out and I orgasm 7 times in a row. Then my gf walks in the door.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |