Lenny Tee
Ahh Lenny- where do we even start. Lenny is a poor old soul infatuated with the idea of “being Ronnie.” Every night Lenny goes to bed hoping to wake up the next morning as Ronnie. When he does not, he gets angry. All Lenny can think about is Ronnie. When he closes his eyes, boom Ronnie appears. When he looks at the mazes on the back of the Cheerios box, boom there He is again. And you guessed it, when he looks in the mirror, all He can see is the sparkling reflection of Ronnie. Lenny is a “Hazit Case” (IYKYK). The equivalent of this in laymen terms is someone who you just can’t help but feel bad for and who has nothing going for him. This is Lenny. Lenny frequently has fantasies about some nice Ronnie on Ronnie action. As it was written in the Bible: “Though shal not be an oxen.” This is lennys motto, interpret it as you please. Now you may be wondering who this mysterious Ronnie is, and let me tell you straight from the words of Lenny that he is a man of another world. As Lenny once said: “Who is this man of another world?” Wow. Spoken from the man himself. Lenny is not alone, however. Amongst him is a mysterious man who will not be named. Some refer to him as the “teenage mutant ninja turtle” of the world, and this is an accurate description. This mysterious man works in ways we have never seen before. He pleasures himself by tagging others in his Instagram posts-may god be with him. In summary, all aspire to be Ronnie, as it was written in the Bible: “And it was good.”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.