Leila
Leila is usually nice but is the kind of girl who will you snake you out and fuck your ex for a year even tho he’s spotty and ginger. She has long brown hair and some fat eyes so she looks like a crossbreed between a chipmunk and a rabbit. She likes ginger pubes and straight penises so don’t come at her with your curved willy. She sometimes can be a whore and will get with you in a toilet because she’s tacky and is avoiding a crying transgender. She likes shiny fingernails and prairie dogs and loves a bit of baccy and being late home. Would suck jobbos dick because he’s a posh twat and wears tighty whities but it’s okay because they’re Calvin Klein. Would shag your brother in a heartbeat even tho he isn’t a nonce and won’t date her. She loves a bit of action on a Volvo and boys who look like scrotums cuz dick is her fav thing. She’s a bit of a bitch at the moment because she hasn’t had dick in months so would probs pay you to fuck her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |