Leftist

A left-wing douchebag who is a completely retarded moron. Generally, Leftists come in three forms: Slight Leftist, Average Leftist, and Anarchic Leftist. The Slight Leftist generally doesn’t know much, but they will tend to agree with all left-wing ideology and refute any other ideas, yet they do not have the threat of intelligent takeover on their side. The Average Leftist is your typical, run-of-the-mill Leftist, who agrees wholeheartedly with left ideas, yet they are more open to confrontation and try (but fail) to defend themselves. Like the Slight Leftist, they are not quite intelligent, but they pose more of a threat. The Anarchic Leftist is the most dangerous and destructive of the main three, with sophisticated intelligence (but poor judgment and wisdom) and a strong cling to ideological superiority. They often use their pure evil to land a spot on the government, like our own president, except he seems to lack much intelligence, so he employed the smarter ones to do his dirty work. If you ever meet the Anarchic Leftist, beware.