LeBron

To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.