Lebanese Chicken Slap tee
Originating as an Islamic punishment for adultery and petty theft in the early 7th century, Lebanese Chicken Slapping (coming from the Old Arabic word 'Lyibnas ch'qn Al-Slapping' meaning; 'to slap dat bitch') began a revival in the 1980s when firearms, namely grenades, became readily available to the Lebanese public. The concept involves the restrainers, the perpetrator and the Chicken Slapper, the restrainers will hold the perpetrator down whilst the Chicken Slapper has the rewarding job of inserting as many pinless grenades into the perpetrators rectum, before him and his motley crew of Chicken Slappers run, the ultimate aim is not only to punish the perpetrator so they learn never to do it again, but also for the Chicken Slappers themselves to avoid injury. Although originating in Lebanon, due to large enclaves of Lebanese descendants in Australia, The US, Canada and Great Britain the legend lives on and is more commonly used against disliked peoples and for casual friendly banter.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!