Lars

A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').