Largs

Largs can be found in the west coast of Scotland. It was traditionally a seaside resort but most of the hotels and amusement arcades are shut so the best you can do is get a chippy takeaway and smoke some ciggies. It's a place where residents of more urban towns like Greenock and Paisley go to feel the salty air in their lungs while eating candy floss and Italian ice-cream. There's usually some Viking festival each year unless that's been killed off and sent to burn in the Clyde.