Lara Tee
Lara? Oh how much there is to say about Lara. Once you meet her? You'll be addicted; there's no saving you -and I say this from experience. It's as if she speaks in sonnets, soft syllables and wonderous words spilling from that pretty pink mouth of hers. The mouth that no doubt you'll dream about meeting. But her magnetic features aren't what bewitch you the most, it's her heart you most adore. In every conversation you have the honour of earning, she'll take you by surprise, catch you off guard, and ultimately leave you staring at your phone open-mouthed, or failing to mask your wide eyes as she speaks. She may worry about oversharing, but her openness refreshes you, there's nothing you wouldn't do for her. When you first meet her, you might mistake her for shy, hiding her face in a curtain of hair that you can't seem to pry your eyes from. But you'd be terribly, terribly wrong. When she's comfortable her her smile and articulated speech envelops your mind, refusing to release you. Speaking of your mind...she'll live there rent free. 25/8 you'll be thinking of her and she'll manifest herself in the strangest of ways. Perhaps you'll see her name or her outline in the sketches of a drawing, or you'll notice the most random of objects that remind you of her. It doesn't matter where you are, or what you're doing, she'll be there. Constantly. So what I'm trying to say as I anxiously wait for her next text, is beware. She's like no one you've ever met before.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it