Lake Isabella tee
You were searching for bakersfield instead you got lost and found a lake in the middle of some mountains. Hopefully your white!(Europeans first explored this area they found it populated mostly by a couple of Indian tribes, the Tubatulabals and by a few Paiute-Shoshone. After an incounter with the U.S. Calvery the deomgraphics stand thus: 90.44% White, 0.06% Black or African American, 1.90% Native American, 0.81% Asian, 0.06% Pacific Islander, 2.50% from other races, and 4.22% from two or more races. 6.76% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race. ) If not take a picture and leave now! (you'll have a better impression of the place if you do). This place looks like Mayberry but is secretly Stepford The town is made of three types of people: the stuckin the 50's era group- a run in with this group you will find out very quickly what is and isn't appropiate of a young man or lady, how this town came to be and how thier family helped, and why you shouldn't be there ( that is unless your related to one of the ruling families aka someone rich, a mayor, a principle, or the dock owner and in that case they already know everything about you) If not be prepare to be snubbed like no other. Group 2 the product of the 50's era people- these are the ones who could not escape: they have jobs their parents made them get, they spend the weekends drunk at the beach, most smoke or do something else not entirely legal. A lot of them probably got out for a little while but couldn't make it in the real world with out help from mommy and daddy so they came back to breed, get drunk and shame thier parents. Group 3 non white and non related to the rest of the town: this type is most likely mexican and wont speak english so they don't understand the other 90% when they were told to get out of town. You don't see much of them unless group 2 is trying to anger group 1 by dateing, marrying or befreinding them. Lake Isabella located near the armpit of california has a wopping population of 3,315 at the 2000 census. Is mostly for a 2 day vacation spot due to the 2 rivers and large forests and lack of police force the hot summer weather and the river's natural beauty entice many of the nearly 500,000 visitors who flock there to camp, fish and experience water sports. Unfortuatley because the lake is man made under currents and vareing degrees of deepth make this area the 4th likely spot in the US to drown if you do drowned you'll probably be under the influence of something and you'll probably take someone else with you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!