Lake Howell High School tee
A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!