Kyle

kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”