Kyle

Kyle has abnormal genetics- we believe that his genes have been infected with an extraordinary disease (first time in history), which makes his bum look like a one of a kind, fat ass!! This makes his body shape look like a pear. He plays video games in his room for 24 hours, everyday- this is another conspiracy theory why Kyle's fat ass is so para-normally gigantic like someone living on American food. All the food he eats goes down to his butt-cheeks, which makes sense why his peen is so tiny; it is the size of an atom. Every Instagram post he posts, he is wearing a dressing gown (I still don't know why, but he acts like it's the latest fashion trend). Best not to mention, but Kyle has acne all over his pale back. His six pack is covered by a layer of pretty thick fat!! Cough, cough... 10 cm... oh wait... it's 15 cm!! Silly me!!