Kristin tee
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet! Kristin is stunning from the first time you see her and is sexy as hell, especially in b00bs ;) Unfortunately this is a problem whenever you go around public with her, as random strangers will catcall her annoyingly and make you a n g e r y. However, this is just a part of life for this strong, incredible girl and she's so used to it that she just ignores them at this point. This will only strengthen your admiration of her! You can go to her for ALL of your problems. Kristin will somehow know exactly what to say in response. Even her manner of speaking radiates sophistication and grace. She's going to end up on top one day and I know it, even though she wasn't born with the gift of being able to not study and ace tests, she's living proof that hard work overrules natural talent. You end up wondering how people like her can exist in the universe, she's aware that people hate her and she loves them anyway, she'll treat them just how she treats everyone else with a reasonable yet impossible rationale (why give them a reason to hate you more?) It's so rare to see someone like her who naturally gravitates towards loving EVERYONE. She is so supportive and a pure queen who doesn't need guys but she knows (And everyone knows) that she could get one if she wants, when she wants. She chooses her guys, not guys choose her. If you find a Kristin, keep her at all costs. You won't find another one like her again.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!