Krish

The largest potato you can find. A fat blob of butter. A hunk of brick. About as big as a mountain and as dense as a neutron star (in both the literal and metaphorical sense). Makes the people on suicide hotlines want to kill themselves. So oily that he makes the USA lust. Physical appearance reminds you of a blobfish and waddles like a penguin when walking. causes minor earthquakes. when he talks sounds like the unintelligible garble often heard from broken tvs and like static. Looking at him makes you question your life choices. Is a very good fighter, but only because they sit on their opponents - good sumo wrestler. Nickname is 'Bane of the mobility scooter'. Reminds you of whatever you don't like