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kobe bryant Tee

The best perimeter player in the league. Attacks the basket, plays defense, shoots the ball, rebounds, passes the ball, and runs the floor...he does everything and does everything well. very athletic and excels under pressure. Almost unblockable fadeaway. Won't find many players like him in the past nor the future. Will be a basketball legend, has a me-first attitude. 9 time all star selection, 7 all-nba teams, 6 all-defensive teams, 3 nba championships. Scored 81points in one game. Scores at a much higher percentage than most players capable of scoring 30points.(ie: gilbert,iverson, ect..) Dominates the game for his team on the offensive end when needed. Challenges himself by gaurding other teams best perimeter player. Has learned a lot with Shaq out of the team. People say Kobe screwed up the finals in 2004, but when all your role players left because Karl Malone and Gary Payton came in, then Malone gets injured and Payton decides he wants to suck, you leave a Lakers team with Jannero Pargo, Stanislav Medvedenko, Rick Fox, Maurice Carter, Jamal Sampson, Ime Udoka, Kareem Rush, Bryon Russell, and Derek Fisher to support Shaq and Kobe. No two man combo could win a championship with that kind of bench. This man seems to draw more haters than any player in the league because of the raped charged against him, the daggers he shoots into other teams, and the way he wins with the other team thinking, "wow.we just got lit up." Bound for a few more nba championships, at the pace the young Lakers team is running at. Hard work ethic, loves to prove media and fans wrong. By the time you read this you will think the writer of this is a dumbass and recieve over 1,000,000 comments worldwide from Kobe haters, but in the end...you'll all come back suckin it. Kobe, the best player in the nba currently on the recovery from a rebuilding franchise.(They have only been rebuilding for what, two fuckin years and everyone says hes a ballhog cause his teammates couldn't do anything? From 2006-present, if any kobe haters actully want to watch a Lakers game instaed of search websites and start posting and hatin on kobe, watch a game, and just watch the Lakers run offense. Just to give you some stats, Hakeem Olajuwon led the league in shots taken 5times, yet no one called him a ballhog.)For all you that dont play civilized basketball aka playing for a good/school(nothing under highschool...or recreation crap) team, you wouldnt understand basketball anyways. People who actully play basketball praise Kobe Bryant because of what he can do. A guy on my team takes half of our teams shots but who cares? We need it to win and no one can stop him. Why not do it if you can do it? Keep wishing you were that good cause there are only a few who have the skill and work ethic that Kobe has that has made him the greatest player in the 21st century. yea. keep tryin to win a chip iverson, cause it aint gonna happen unless you change.

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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

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hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

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