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1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc. 2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game 3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year 4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example) 5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year) 6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP) 7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP) 8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP) 9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP) 10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer 11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA 12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog 13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape 14.) Three-Time NBA Champion 15.) Greatest Player Ever

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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