Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/ noun 1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring. 2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees. 3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…