Kiro

An elegant but undiscovered species among the North Eastern part of Ireland. Where the Fenians thrive. A term typically used for someone from the Northern part of Ireland. Usually, tend to get very angry at any type of video games (especially PG rated games). Normally, very small in height (5ft2). This person has panic attacks very occasionally, over the smallest reasons. Tends to be a regular user of illegal drugs, part of the EDL, and also IRA. Typically has a brown wife, normally from nigera. Either this, or hugely overweight. Despite all the negatives, this person has very good relations with the BBC, the news company.