kinky asian sex tee
Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public. While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved. Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!