keyboqrd

A French AZERTY keyboard, from the fact that typing "keyboard" like it was a standard QWERTY keyboard will result in writing "keyboqrd". To everyone who is not French, keyboqrds are a massive mindfuck. The differences between an American keyboard and a French keyboard are substantial: - The official name comes from first keys of the top line, which are AZERTY instead of QWERTY. - The first two keys of the other two rows are not lucky as well. The middle row begins with QSDF, and the bottom row begins with WXCV. - The M goes where the semicolon is; the comma, meanwhile, goes where the M is. - CAPS LOCK is cruise control for numbers: you have to hold Shift or press Caps Lock to write them unless you have a numeric keypad. (This is one reason why desktop replacement computers are popular in France: in part, because they have a numeric keypad). - Of course, all the punctuation is randomly dithered around the whole place.