Kevin

A real shithead. Has the biggest ego, drinks like a fish, and is extremely good looking. Usually the life of the party, everyone knows him & wants to talk to him. Kevins are very difficult to argue with due to their sarcastic remarks and charming smile. Would go out of his way to help anyone, and can hold a conversation with a wall if need be. Can be persuasive and could probably sell anything. Gets thrown out of bars on a weekly basis either for cussing someone out or dancing like a fool up on the bar. Attention seeking whore who does things like climbing up ladders and smashing beer cans on his forehead. Can be a complete asshole and makes dumb mistakes a lot. He is naturally a genuis which gets annoying because he can be a know-it-all, very witty and has a lot of charm. Very loveable but can be mistrusting, and has some issues with his head, makes irrational decisions but fixes them later. Loves country music, and excercising. Has the body of a god despite his over sized nips. Will chase a girl he loves till the end of time, only hooks up with blonde bimbos and hated by all his ex's. Can talk your ass off and annoy the hell out of anyone. Usually a Kevin will be a member of a fraternity and despite being an ass, will love you to death.