Keshawn tee
The name of your average inside out oreo that cannot spell. Usually a beast at basketball and soccer but kicks ass at volleyball, tennis, hockey, cricket, and every other sport imaginable. He is a total chick magnet and loves to leave his friends babies at bars a strip clubs. This pimp has a large array of hoes stretching over many states and continents. He often drives all other illegal businesses outta business because he is just that awesome. Often the phrase "NBD" is heard around this fellow because he is just soooo beastly. All his friends wanna be him and all the girls wanna bang him. his dick is wayyyyyyyy too long and if not taken carefully may hurt the ladies on the recieving end. soooo many times every body around him collapses to the ground from any of the following reasons: he makes them laugh to death, he is too awesome, he breaks their ankles, he dangles too hard, his long flowing locks blows them away, his power high fiving skills are too awesome, and many more reasons. honestly if you are friends with him you are lucky. every good relationship, every good birthday, actually every single little good thing that ever happened to you happened because of him. he is the only reason you are still alive because your body wants to see him. his presence in the room makes you wanna go to goodwill and sniff pants. he is an overall beast at cod but doesn't play it because he is cool and plays Skyrim.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!