Kelso Tee
A houso suburb in the town of Bathurst, New South Wales mostly built up of houses from the 60s and 70s. Known for being derro where 75% of the suburb consists of lads, lasses, bogans, skanks, stoners, junkies, stoner junkies and junkie stoners who all tried to gain entrance to George Street but shat themselves when they were confronted by the bourgeois hicks from Windradyne and Abercrombie and therefore formed shitty opinions on the rest of the city. Driveways in Kelso can be seen sporting a late model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in the driveway. Also may include a stolen WRX or Lancer. Kelsonians tend to complain about how shit their suburb is yet are prone to vandalising everything within eyesight on a regular basis and then complaining about vandalism. Bonnie Street in Kelso is pretty much the border between the bogan trash and tolerable residents who are sick and tired of every drunk yobbo cunt who kicks down their fence at 2:30am in the morning. Kelso is considered The Bronx of Bathurst. According to the Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research of NSW the Average annual percentage change over the last 60 months in terms of crime committed in Kelso was 4.8%. Though this mostly consists of break and enters and drunken violence. If you come across an individual looking to pick a fight in Kelso, apologise and say you've been "Punching Cones" or you've been "Smashing Pingers" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.