Keith

Keith is a name that means, “from the big forest” although it is often translated as “from the large wood,” which is most likely suggesting African decent, however Keiths appear to be white, thus must be of a race similar to that of an inside out oreo. Because of their decent Keiths typically have large penises and a good sense of swag, but they cannot always jump as high as a fully black person. Most are tall and good-looking, often having the same last name as a democratic comedian featured on comedy central.