Katie

A Katie is, quite simply, the dankest woman in every way. She is beautiful beyond belief, usually with dark, chocolate eyes that mesmerize you. People often say the eyes are the window to the soul. These windows hold a soul as wonderful and salty as the Katie herself. She has a dazzling face that melts every man's heart. She has small, cute hands that are perfect for holding, although they drip sweat like she has her own rain cloud. She is witty as a whip, with an incredibly analytical mind that cuts through any argument you're foolish enough to have with her. And these arguments are unwinnable, as she will squash you like a bugger. A Katie is always right. Always, though she may sometimes give you a pat on the back for dumbass effort. She is also incredibly sarcastic, and hilarious to be around. She brings the fun to any get together, and is the self appointed life of the party. She is not a guy chaser, and instead a man has to work to win this heart, often for a couple of frackin years man. The effort required to win a Katie is well worth it, as she is incredibly romantic, loyal, kind, and fun to be around.