KarenKarenKaren tee
Karen is a middle-aged mega-manipulator. She’s the worst of all the Karen’s bc she speaks outrageous lies to manipulate people’s emotions to control relationships. Karen uses the most psychologically damaging tool: triangulation. Commonly used by covert narcissists. A passive-aggressive tactic that shows her cowardice. Karen projects her most intimate problems onto you-like marriage problems. A truly pathetic way to express your personal concerns. Projection first-then suppression. Karen is living in blissful cognitive dissonance at the expense of others. Karen will use a cheap ruse to convince you she is a deep thinker and feeler. While pretending with you, she will gather facts about you-only to manipulate you at a later date. Quietly feeding you the rope so you can hang yourself if she wants you to. Karen will call herself a friend for pointing out someone is using you, while she is using you the most. Karen loves to distract you from what she is really doing so she points out everyone else hurting you. Maybe that’s why she gossips so much. Karen will happily gossip about you the second you leave. Nothing is sacred. She wants more attention than she will ever admit, she’s full of jealousy and bitterness if you get more. It would be unkind of me if I didn’t tell you to stay away from Karen.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!