Karen

Annoying "yummy mummys" who wear acrylic nails and make-up with "active wear". The playground mafia Don. Feeds her children plain rice cake snacks and ice water in a family flask & judges you for giving your children a Mars Bar, a Ribena and a packet of Wotsits. Karen is a towering pillar of 30+, while privilege. Karen prides herself on having children who dont throw public tantrums like yours but because she is on the board of governors, is discreetly called into school regularly because her child is a spiteful little fucker who bites & calls the poor kid a smelly gyppo. Sometimes, Karen went to university & thinks that people without degrees are peasants. No one in her friend group actually likes her because she makes bitchy remarks or uses crying laughing emojis to invalidate their opinion or belittle their perspective. She assumes that people value her degree over the wealth of experience that others have too offer. She doesn't engage in debate & is currently on the phone to head office to complain about your attitude, demanding you be sacked. If she isn't already with your manager, she is telling your friends "thats just ridiculous", laughing at you in the hope of convincing them that you are a stupid and unworthy person. All of Karen's profile pictures are of glasses of wine in various locations around the house or sometimes in her hand. This convinces you of how classy and positively continental she is.