Kardashian Syndrome (Part 1) Tee
A very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female, reguardless of how well they’re raised. For some reason, it’s apparent they never had their own taste in fashion or makeup, they never knew what looks prostituty from what doesn’t, infact they choose what is less shameful and deem it as “better”. They are not seeking out what they personally believe to be cute, they are following society’s notions of what is cute and adapting to that, then proceeding to believe they are cute, because that’s the popular opinion and gaining a self-confidence boost. The definition is labeled “Kardshian Syndrome”, becuase of the obvious signs that one has it. The first sign is the modern western cakey makeup, the makeup is very heavy and extremely excessive. They apply lipstick that is very heavy and noticable, because the goal is to give them what they deem as “beautiful”, and what they deem as “beautiful” are over sized lips, whether they came from genetics or not. Next, are the eyes. The eyes are also extremely excessive, they are done in a way that I would imagine, taking a small paint brush, dipping it in a can of paint then applying it. (That’s not how it’s actually performed). The eyes are in extreme shades of dark or bright, basically large objects with different colors inside them, that covers the eye. But aside the makeup, you can see the negativity written on
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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