Kappa Male Tee
A Kappa Male is any male with high amounts of Chaos energy. Despite their chaotic nature Kappa males are usually good natured and friendly people. They have a wild untamed side to them, and can lose themselves when excited and end up going overboard. They make impulsive decisions, say stupid things without thinking, break kitchenware, and are always seeking out fun adventurous activities. Kappa males can sometimes be outwardly shy but bring them into the right social environment and they become the life of the party. They love riling people up and making everyone laugh. Kappa males have a double edged sword when it comes to picking up girls. Their constant barrage of chaotic thoughts can manifest as social awkwardness. However when they make the right moves, they end up scoring big time. Kappa Males embody the archetype that women love. When Kappas are at ease, they flirt effortlessly (heyyy girl, what's your name?) and women are attracted to their high energy and enthusiasm. There are generally speaking two main methods for a male to become a Kappa Male. One is to have undiagnosed ADHD. A man can also choose to become a Kappa Male but they will first have to unleash their inner chaotic vibes by collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the classic 2001 GameCube title, Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating