Kappa Male tee
A Kappa Male is any male with high amounts of Chaos energy. Despite their chaotic nature Kappa males are usually good natured and friendly people. They have a wild untamed side to them, and can lose themselves when excited and end up going overboard. They make impulsive decisions, say stupid things without thinking, break kitchenware, and are always seeking out fun adventurous activities. Kappa males can sometimes be outwardly shy but bring them into the right social environment and they become the life of the party. They love riling people up and making everyone laugh. Kappa males have a double edged sword when it comes to picking up girls. Their constant barrage of chaotic thoughts can manifest as social awkwardness. However when they make the right moves, they end up scoring big time. Kappa Males embody the archetype that women love. When Kappas are at ease, they flirt effortlessly (heyyy girl, what's your name?) and women are attracted to their high energy and enthusiasm. There are generally speaking two main methods for a male to become a Kappa Male. One is to have undiagnosed ADHD. A man can also choose to become a Kappa Male but they will first have to unleash their inner chaotic vibes by collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the classic 2001 GameCube title, Shadow the Hedgehog.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!